A.k.a. He said what?
The day before our first clinic visit:
“Your professional career starts tomorrow.”
(No pressure huh?)
“Fraud – you’re stealing where you’re not supposed to steal.”
So where am I supposed to steal then?
During the lecture about dress code we were advised to tie back long hair:
“… and your hair is hanging in the bodily fluids, it’s not very comfortable.”
(You don’t say!)