Ladies and Gentlemen! I present to you…
Yes, that’s right! All you have to do is click on the link to view this astonishing explanation of something that I too only partially understand! I have compiled it for your reading pleasure.
Enjoy it. Savour it.
Please don’t throw it back in my face like the proverbial cream pie.
I have done it all for you, my dear readers. All for you.
[Insert sentimental sigh here.]
Now go read it.